About the Site

Welcome to Strangely Warmed, the preeminent site for all news Wesleyan. Well, we should say "pseudo-news"...none of the stories on this site are real (but don't tell anyone!) All content is purely satirical and meant for entertainment purposes only.

If you are offended by any of the content on this site, one of two options are possible.

1.) You want to be offended.

2.) You are way too serious about life.

Neither is a good option, so stop being offended!

Now, about us...

We are two brothers who were born in The Wesleyan Church and have been preceeded by two generations of ministers within the denomination. Each of us has a Pastoral Ministries degree from a Wesleyan college and one of us is currently attending a Wesleyan "approved" seminary. With this experience, we have plenty of fodder. This site is the product of funny, scary and ridiculous experiences that we have had throughout out lives within The Wesleyan Church, translated into satire, dry wit and humorous fiction. We hope to update this site often and with quality content.