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Although we are quite smitten with our own abilities to manufacture quality satire, we are ever on the lookout for new and good ideas. This is where you come in. If you have a great idea for a story, or have written your own, feel free to submit it. There are several benefits to participating:

1. You will not be paid;

2. Your idea will probably be blatantly plagarized; and

3. If we do use your name, a copy of your submission will be forwarded to your District Superintendent for review.

All submissions should attain to at least the following criterion:

1. At least 500 words. We don't care if it's a full blown essay, but wimpy 3-sentence submissions will not fly.

2. All content must relate explicitly to Wesleyan theology, polity, ecclesiology, etc. As much as we love making fun of United Methodists and Nazarenes, this is not the place.

3. We are aiming for real satire of The Wesleyan Church. Funny stories that your pastor tells on Sunday morning will probably not be applicable (unless, of course, he/she is satarizing The Wesleyan Church).

4. No real names of people or churches is allowed. Feel free to blast Districts, because that can make for pretty funny stuff.

Get to it!